One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Little Johnny." "Good morning, Father," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. "Father Scott, what is this?" Little Johnny asked. "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service." Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Johnny's voice was barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 58 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest says, "Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse." "But Father, I have a divine right," she informs. "Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!" he insists. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 49 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well..?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "My God...." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 51 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man went to Synagogue one shabbat and afterwards he stopped to shake the rabbi's hand. He said, "Rabbi, I'll tell you, that was a G-d-damned fine sermon." The rabbi said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use that kind of language in the Lord's House." The man said, "I was so fucking impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the tzedakah box!" The rabbi said, "No Shit? Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 92 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.