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John: "Hey Bill, I heard you can download the whole
Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet".
Bill: "No kidding? How much memory will it take up?".
John: "Not much, just two Bytes."


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Q: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

A: You don't, you've told her twice already!



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Q: What did the man say when the steamroller ran
over his cat?

A: Nothing. He just stood there with a long puss.


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Barman: "Are you trying to drown your sorrows mate?"
Jim: "You could say that."
Barman: "It usually doesn't work, you know."
Jim: "No. I can't even get her anywhere near the water..."


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