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Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
Doctor: "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".


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Bill walks into doctor's office.
Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"
Bill: "It's... um... well... I have five penises."
Doctor: "How do your trousers fit?"
Bill: "Like a glove."


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Two rednecks speeding down a dirt road in Alabama
when they were pulled over by a local Sheriff.
Sheriff: "You got any ID?".
Driver: "Bout what?"


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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: A fsh


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