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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: A fsh


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Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says "dam"


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A Doctor had an urgent phone call
John: "My son had swallowed my pen.
Doctor: "All right! I"m coming soon,
But what are you doing in the mean time?"
John: "I'm using a pencil".


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Teacher: "Can you name our nation's capital?"
Annie: "Washington DC"
Teacher: "What the "DC" stands for?"
Litlle Johnny: "Dot com!"


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