Enter your e-mail:



A Doctor had an urgent phone call
John: "My son had swallowed my pen.
Doctor: "All right! I"m coming soon,
But what are you doing in the mean time?"
John: "I'm using a pencil".


Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5
37 people already rated this joke.
Send this joke to a friend
Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.




Teacher: "Can you name our nation's capital?"
Annie: "Washington DC"
Teacher: "What the "DC" stands for?"
Litlle Johnny: "Dot com!"


Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5
26 people already rated this joke.
Send this joke to a friend
Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.




Little Johnny went to the school for the first time.
Teacher: "If you want to go to the toilet, please
raise your index finger."
Little Johnny: "How that's going to stop it?"


Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5
18 people already rated this joke.
Send this joke to a friend
Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.




Little Johnny: "Pastor, I heard you said today that
our bodies came from the dust."
Pastor: "That's right, Johnny, I did."
Little Johnny: "And I heard you say that when we die,
our bodies go back to dust."
Pastor: "Yes, I'm glad you were listening. Why do you ask?"
Little Johnny: "Well you better come over to our house
and look under my bed 'cause there's someone either comin'
or goin'!"


Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5
16 people already rated this joke.
Send this joke to a friend
Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.