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Susan: "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the
wrong finger?"
Mary: "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."


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Teacher: "Can anyone give me the name of a
liquid that won't freeze?"
Little Johnny: "Hot water!"


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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
"Husband wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


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A woman went to an attorney to ask about a divorce.
Attorney: "What grounds do you have, ma'm?"
Woman: "About six acres."
Attorney: "No, I don't think you quite understand.
Let me rephrase the question. do you have a grudge?"
Woman: "No, just a parking space."
Attorney: "I'll try again. does your husband beat you?"
Woman: "No, I always get up at least an hour before
he does."
Attorney: "Madam, are you sure you want a divorce?"
Woman: "I'm not the one who wants a divorce,
My husband does. He claims we don't communicate."


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