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I don't approve of political jokes...

I've seen too many of them get elected.


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Mrs. Wilson appeared before the judge in a divorce action.
Judge: "How old are you?".
Mrs. Wilson: "Thirty-five,".
Judge: "May I see your birth certificate?"
She handed the judge her birth certificate.
Judge: "According to this certificate you are not 35 but 55."
Mrs. Wilson: "Your honor, the last 20 years I spent
with my husband. You call that a life?"


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Q: What's the definition of bravery?

A: A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!


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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends.

You order what you want, then when you see what the
other person has, you wish you had ordered that.


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