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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends.

You order what you want, then when you see what the
other person has, you wish you had ordered that.


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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


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John: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
Wife: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."


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The jury selection process.
George was called for his question session.
Judge: "Property holder?"
George: "Yes, I am, Your Honor."
Judge: "Married or single?"
George: "Married for twenty years, Your Honor."
Judge: "Formed or expressed an opinion?"
George: "Not in twenty years, Your Honor."


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