Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 21 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 126 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. John: "You know, I was a fool when I married you." Wife: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 113 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The jury selection process. George was called for his question session. Judge: "Property holder?" George: "Yes, I am, Your Honor." Judge: "Married or single?" George: "Married for twenty years, Your Honor." Judge: "Formed or expressed an opinion?" George: "Not in twenty years, Your Honor." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 19 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.