Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding.
John: "It's ridiculous, he's 89 years old,
and she's just 24! What kind of a wedding is that?"
George: "We have a name for it in my family."
John: "What do you call it?"
George: "We call it a football wedding."
John: "What's a football wedding?"
George: "She's waiting for him to kick off!"