Q: Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?
A: If it were more, it would be Hell.
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Men are like parking spots:
The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
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What a woman says:
"Cmon...This place is a mess! You and I need to clean.
Your pants are on the floor and you'll have no clothes
if we don't do laundry now!"
What a man hears:
"C'MON....blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah,
blah, blah, blah, NOW!"
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Q: What have you done wrong if your wife walks
into the living room and slaps you.
A: You have left the chain to long.
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