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Q: What have you done wrong if your wife walks
into the living room and slaps you.

A: You have left the chain to long.


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Q: What do men and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.


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Q: Why are men like commercials?

A: You can't believe a word they say.


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Q: How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

A: Plastic Surgery.


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