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Q: Why are men like commercials?

A: You can't believe a word they say.


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Q: How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

A: Plastic Surgery.


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Q: What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?

A: Mega-sor-ass


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A tale of three good friends named "trouble","mad" and
"crazy".
One day trouble got lost, mad and crazy went
looking for him but did not find him.
They decided that they should report the case to the
police.
Mad: "I'm looking for trouble".
Policeman: "what? are u mad?"
Crazy: "no, he is mad, I'm crazy,
and we are looking for trouble".


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