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Q: What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?

A: Mega-sor-ass


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A tale of three good friends named "trouble","mad" and
"crazy".
One day trouble got lost, mad and crazy went
looking for him but did not find him.
They decided that they should report the case to the
police.
Mad: "I'm looking for trouble".
Policeman: "what? are u mad?"
Crazy: "no, he is mad, I'm crazy,
and we are looking for trouble".


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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run
into each other.
First atom: "Are you all right?".
Second atom: "No, I lost an electron!"
First atom: "Are you sure?"
Second atom: "Yeah, I'm positive!"


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John: "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring
dreams."
Doctor: "Go on.."
John: "First I'm a tepee, then I'm a wigwam,
then I'm a tepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy.
Doctor: "It's very simple. You're two tents."


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