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When blue collar workers go out together on a weekend
they talk about football.
When middle management are together,
they talk about tennis.
Top management discusses golf.
Conclusion: The higher up you are in management,
the smaller your balls.


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A drunk staggered into a Catholic church
and ended up in the confession booth.
Priest: "What do you need my son?"
Drunk: "Is there any paper on your side?"


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Wife: "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are?
John: "Yes..."
Wife: "He kisses her every time they meet.
Why don't you do that?"
John: "I would love to, but I don't know her well
enough."


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A diver is fifteen feet below sea level
when he sees another guy with no scuba gear.
He goes down to thirty feet, and the guy stays with him.
He takes out a waterproof chalkboard and writes:
"How can you stay down this deep without equipment?".
The guy takes the chalkboard and writes:
"You asshole, I'm drowning."


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