A tale of three good friends named "trouble","mad" and "crazy". One day trouble got lost, mad and crazy went looking for him but did not find him. They decided that they should report the case to the police. Mad: "I'm looking for trouble". Policeman: "what? are u mad?" Crazy: "no, he is mad, I'm crazy, and we are looking for trouble". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 15 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. First atom: "Are you all right?". Second atom: "No, I lost an electron!" First atom: "Are you sure?" Second atom: "Yeah, I'm positive!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 12 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. John: "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams." Doctor: "Go on.." John: "First I'm a tepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a tepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. Doctor: "It's very simple. You're two tents." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 10 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. When blue collar workers go out together on a weekend they talk about football. When middle management are together, they talk about tennis. Top management discusses golf. Conclusion: The higher up you are in management, the smaller your balls. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 19 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.