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The respiratory disease SARS has killed many people
in Hong Kong.
Therefore, the Hong Kong Tourism Board has dropped
its new advertising slogan:
"Hong Kong will take your breath away!"
and replaced it with "There's no place like Hong Kong."


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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station...


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Little Johnny gets on a city bus and sits right behind
the driver, and immediately starts yelling:
"If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow
I'd be a little bull."
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid,
who continues with:
"If my dad was an lion and my mom a girl lion
I would be a little lion."
The bus driver gets angry and yells:
"What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"
Little Johnny: "I would be the bus driver!"



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Q: Why are men like mascara?

A: Any sign of emotion and they're running


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