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Little Johnny gets on a city bus and sits right behind
the driver, and immediately starts yelling:
"If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow
I'd be a little bull."
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid,
who continues with:
"If my dad was an lion and my mom a girl lion
I would be a little lion."
The bus driver gets angry and yells:
"What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"
Little Johnny: "I would be the bus driver!"



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Q: Why are men like mascara?

A: Any sign of emotion and they're running


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As a passenger ship passed a small island.
A bearded man could be seen shouting and furiously waving
his arms.
Passenger: "Who is that?".
Captain: "I have no idea, But every year when
we pass he goes nuts."


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Q: Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?

A: Becase he was a party pooper.


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