A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 111 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Little Johnny gets on a city bus and sits right behind the driver, and immediately starts yelling: "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with: "If my dad was an lion and my mom a girl lion I would be a little lion." The bus driver gets angry and yells: "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!" Little Johnny: "I would be the bus driver!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 31 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why are men like mascara? A: Any sign of emotion and they're running Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 131 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. As a passenger ship passed a small island. A bearded man could be seen shouting and furiously waving his arms. Passenger: "Who is that?". Captain: "I have no idea, But every year when we pass he goes nuts." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 27 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.