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A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells
her that her hair smells nice.
The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's
office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual
harassment suit and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says,
"What's wrong with the co-worker telling you your
hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "He's a midget."


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Q: What's the best form of birth control after 50?

A: Nudity.


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John finds an empty bottle which he picks up and rubs.
Sure enough, a genie appears and offers the man two wishes.
John: "I wish I were always hard, and could get all
the ass I wanted".
Genie: "Whatever turns you on,"
And turns John into a toilet seat.


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Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?

A: Everyone has the same DNA.



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