Little Johnny got an F in arithmetic.
Father: "Why?".
Little Johnny: "The teacher asked: 'How much is 2 x 3?',
And I said '6'."
Father: "But that's right!"
Little Johnny: "Then she asked me: 'How much is 3 x 2?'"
Father: "What's the f**king difference?".
Little Johnny: "That's what I said..."
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells
her that her hair smells nice.
The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's
office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual
harassment suit and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says,
"What's wrong with the co-worker telling you your
hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "He's a midget."
John finds an empty bottle which he picks up and rubs.
Sure enough, a genie appears and offers the man two wishes.
John: "I wish I were always hard, and could get all
the ass I wanted".
Genie: "Whatever turns you on,"
And turns John into a toilet seat.
