John walkes into a bar. Bartender: "You've got a steering wheel down your pants." John: "Yeah, I know, It's driving me nuts!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 109 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. George went into a bar and ordered a succession of Martinis. After each one, he removed the olive and put it into a jar. After two hours: Bartender: "Why do you keep doing that?" George: "Because, my wife sent me out for a jar of olives." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 18 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Geotge was suddenly attacked by a thief. ýAlthough Tom put up a tremendous fight, the thief managed to get the best of him ýand pinned him to the ground. ýAfter going through George's pockets, all the thief found was 25 ýcents. ýSurprised the thief asked George why he bothered to fight so hard for a mere 25 ýcents. ýý"Was that all you wanted?" George asked. "I thought you were after the five hundred ýdollars I have hidden in my shoe!"ý Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 36 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man and a small boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received a ýshave and a haircut, he lifted the boy into the chair. ýý"I'll be right back," the man said. "I'm just going to run to the store to buy a green tie ýto wear to the parade." ýBy the time the barber had finished the boy's haircut, the man still hadn't returned. ý"Looks like your daddy has gone and forgotten all about you," the barber said. ýý"Oh, that wasn't my daddy," replied the boy. "He just walked up to me, took me by ýthe hand and said we were going to get free haircuts."ý Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 34 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.