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When a man's wife went into labor, he immediately
dialed 911 in a panic.
Man: "Help! My wife is having a baby.
Her contractions are only two minutes apart. What do I do?"
Dispatcher: "Calm down, Is this her first child?"
Man: "NO!, this is her husband!"



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Q: What do you call an uncircumcised Jewish baby?

A: A girl.



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Johny: "Momma, can i play with Grandma and Grandpa ?".

Mother: "Will you stop digging them up!!?"



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When Little Johnny got his exam paper back,
he saw a big red F staring back at him.
Billy: "Why did you get such a low mark on that test?"
Johnny: "Because of an absence,".
Billy: "You mean you were absent on the day of the test?".
Johnny: "I wasn't, but the kid who sits next to me was."



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