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Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

A: Two Mothers-In-Law.



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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down
his fathers Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didnt punish him ? "

Johnny: " Because George still had the axe in his hand. "



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When a man's wife went into labor, he immediately
dialed 911 in a panic.
Man: "Help! My wife is having a baby.
Her contractions are only two minutes apart. What do I do?"
Dispatcher: "Calm down, Is this her first child?"
Man: "NO!, this is her husband!"



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Q: What do you call an uncircumcised Jewish baby?

A: A girl.



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