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Two Oxygen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron".
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."


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There was a man who said, "I never knew what
real happiness was until I got married;
and then it was too late."


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Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.


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Q: What is the most effective way to remember
your wife's birthday?

A: To forget it once.


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