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Johnny: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
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Father: "I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it."ý
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Wife: "Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow.
What shall we buy for ýher?
She would like something electric."
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Husband:"How about a chair?!?"ý
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Patient: Doctor, you have to help me!
People always ignore me!ý
Doctor: Next...ý
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Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
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John: "What's the good news doc?"
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Dictor: "The good news is, you have
24 hours to live,"
ýJohn: "What! That's the good news?
What's the bad news?"
ýJohn: "The bad news is,
I forgot to call you yesterday!"ý
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