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Johnny: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

Father: "I dont know, son, Im still paying for it."



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Wife: "Darling, its my mothers birthday tomorrow.
What shall we buy for her?
She would like something electric."

Husband:"How about a chair?!?"



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Patient: Doctor, you have to help me!
People always ignore me!

Doctor: Next...



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Doctor: I have good news and bad news.

John: "What's the good news doc?"

Dictor: "The good news is, you have
24 hours to live,"
John: "What! That's the good news?
What's the bad news?"
John: "The bad news is,
I forgot to call you yesterday!"



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