Ackram and his Father visiting from a third world country were at the Mall. They were amazed by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. Ackram asked his Father "What is this Father?". The Father responded "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!". While Ackram and his Father were watching this wonder an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24 year old woman stepped out. The Father said to his son "Ackram, go get your Mother". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 12 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Traffic Policeman: Do you realize that you are driving down a one-way street? George(slightly drunk): You don't say? Traffic Policeman: Didn't you see the arrows? George: Arrows? I didn't even see the Indians Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 30 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What happens when you eat marijuana ? A: You get a pot belly Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 115 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. An old lady came up to me on the street and said. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?'. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'there were witnesses???. Now I'll have to kill you too! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 10 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.