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Traffic Policeman: Do you realize
that you are driving down a one-way street?
George(slightly drunk): You don't say?
Traffic Policeman: Didn't you see the arrows?
George: Arrows? I didn't even see the Indians



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Q: What happens when you eat marijuana ?

A: You get a pot belly



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An old lady came up to me on the street and said.
'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?'.
I replied in a psychotic tone,
'there were witnesses???.
Now I'll have to kill you too!




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Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer
in the road and a dead racoon in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the racoon



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