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Q: What's the difference between a
terrorist and a woman with P.M.S.?

A: You can't negotiate with the women.


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Patient: "Should I have a baby after 40?"
Doctor: "No, 40 children is enough!!!"


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Q: What do cats like on a hot day?

A: A mice-cream.


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Three nurses (brunet, redhead, and a blond)
all decided to play a joke on the doctor
they worked for.
Later in the day, they all got together on
a break and discussed what they had done
to the doctor.
The brunet said, "I put cotton in his
stethescope so he couldn't hear."
The redhead said, "Well, I did worse than
that. I poked holes in all his condoms."
The blond fainted.


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