George sais to his wife "Get your coat darling,
it's time to go down to the pub."
She replied "But you NEVER take me out."
"I'm not," said George, "but I'm turning the
heating off before I go."
The sergent is briefing the recruits:
"For the next 12 weeks the commanding
officer will be your father, and I will
be your mother. Incidentally we are not
married, so you know what that makes you..."
The graduate with a science degree
asks "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engenieering
degree asks "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting
degree asks "How much does it cost
for it to work?'
The graduate with a degree in arts
asks "Do you want fries with that?"