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Q: Why did the blonde crash her plane while landing?

A: The runway was only 30ft long, but a mile wide.


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The sergent is briefing the recruits:
"For the next 12 weeks the commanding
officer will be your father, and I will
be your mother. Incidentally we are not
married, so you know what that makes you..."


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The graduate with a science degree
asks "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engenieering
degree asks "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting
degree asks "How much does it cost
for it to work?'
The graduate with a degree in arts
asks "Do you want fries with that?"


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There were three 90 year old men playing golf.
One complained the hills were to high.
The second complained the holes were too wide.
The third one said "Shut up! At least we're
still on the right side of the grass!"


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