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A rather attractive woman goes up to
the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the barman.
When he arrives, she seductively signals
that he should bring his face close to hers.
When he does so, she begins to gently
caress his beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly
caressing his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me?" she says,
running her hands up beyond his beard and
into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't" mumbles the barman.
"Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to pass him
a message" she continues huskily,
sticking a couple of fingers into his
mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him that there is no toilet paper
in the ladies room."


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George and his wife are going to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into
his office alone, and says: "Your husband is
suffering from a very severe disease, combined
with horrible stress. If you don't do the following,
your husband will surely die."
"Every morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner
prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your
problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.
And most importantly...make love with your
husband several times a week and satisfy his
every whim. If you can do this for the next 10
months to a year, I think your husband will
regain his health completely."
On the way home, George asked his wife,
"What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.


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A little boy and his father are standing in
line at the grocery store behind a very fat lady.
The little boy says, "Hey dad, look how fat that lady is!"
"Shhh, don't say that son, it's not nice!"
"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"
"Shh, quiet son, she'll hear you," the father says.
"But dad, LOOK HOW BIG AND FAT THAT LADY IS!"
"Shhh, don't say that son, it's not nice and it's rude!"
Suddenly the fat lady's beeper goes on.
"LOOK OUT DAD, SHE'S BACKING UP!" the son screams


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Q:What did one whale say to another whale?
A:"Say it, dont spray it".


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