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A little boy and his father are standing in
line at the grocery store behind a very fat lady.
The little boy says, "Hey dad, look how fat that lady is!"
"Shhh, don't say that son, it's not nice!"
"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"
"Shh, quiet son, she'll hear you," the father says.
"But dad, LOOK HOW BIG AND FAT THAT LADY IS!"
"Shhh, don't say that son, it's not nice and it's rude!"
Suddenly the fat lady's beeper goes on.
"LOOK OUT DAD, SHE'S BACKING UP!" the son screams


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Q:What did one whale say to another whale?
A:"Say it, dont spray it".


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Q:why did the cops stop by the bakery shop?
A: Because they wanted some cup cakes.....


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q) what does michel jakson serve after dinner.
a) under eight's


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