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Person:Doctor Doctor, i am a bridge!
Doctor: What the hell hes come over you?
Person: Two trucks, a bus and five limos!


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3 men were trapped on an island,
they found a gold fish who said : i will build a pool for you and you can wish anything
when in the pool.
The first man went in his pool and said: money!
in a second the pool was filled with money .
The second man said: hookers!
it took no longer and 50 hookers came in to the second pool.
While the 3rd man was entering his pool he slipped and said " oh shit"....


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A waman marry a Fat Man.
What will she have to say about her husband??

"MOTO OF MY LIFE"



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This is marketing!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's
Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry
him." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and get her telephone number. The next day you call
and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer
Feedback.


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