a bengali man , an english man and a paki think of something. the bengali says: i think mexicain salsa is good for the brain the english man says: i think mexico is in south america the paki bastard says: i think taco bell is a mexicain phone company Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 33 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. What do you get if you cross hockey equipment with hiking gear? a pucksack ! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 157 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. a guy wanted to color his hair. so he gos in the street and sees a guy with red hair. he asked how is your hair red? the man replyd i sprayed it. so guy 1 went and saw a man with blue hair and says did you spray your hair to? the man replys ya dude. then guy 1 sees another guy with green hair so he asks did you spray your hair? the man sneezez in his hands then passes them trough his hair and says maybe... Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 55 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. An 80 year old man has a Doctor checkup and the doctor is surrprized by his condition/ Doctor: How do you keep so fit and healthy? Old man: I get up every day and run after wild goos. Doctor: It can't be the only reason for you health. tell me , what age did your father die? Old man: he did not die , he is 99 and as healthy as me.in fact only this morning he came running after the wild goos with me. Doctor:I find it hard to belive , tell me what age did your grandfather die? Old man: who told you he died? is turned 118 2 days ago and feels as young as ever. In fact he is about to get married next week. Doctor:I can't understand it , tell me why would he ask to get married at 118? Old man: he is not interested in her at all but you know the parents are putting so much pressure on him... Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 35 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.