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Men are just like:

Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Handguns.
Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot it.



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Woman's opinion on you:
I am doing my best to imagine you with a personality.



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Woman's advice:
See no evil, hear no evil, and date no evil.




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Opinion 2
Not all men are annoying.
Some are dead.



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