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Two men were talking..
1st man: you are a millionaire.
2nd man: yes..thanks to my wife...because of her i am
here today.
1st man: don't you consider yourself lucky to have a
wife like her?
2nd man: NO..
1st man: why not?
2nd man: Becuse I was a Billionire before.


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wats 6inches long 2inches wide and drives women wild?

100 dollar bill


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JO came home with his face all swollen :"the dentist took 2 of my teeth out instead of
one"
Why asked his wife ?
He had no change from a 100$ bill


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A terrorist buys a bomb from a KGB man.
The seller tell him: "you must know this a good bomb , it has a "use befor date" on it"
The terrorist : when is that date ?
The seller :"8,7,6,5,


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