jack and jill, went up the hill, to fetch a bucket of water but clumsy jack fell on jill's back and now they have a daughter! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 156 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Georg W. Bush goes to the doctor . The doctor tells him: "I found out that you have a problem with your brain . Your brain has two parts the left part and the right part . The left part has nothing right in it , and the right part has nothing left in it. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 173 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There is a cigerite store, and the boss hires a retarded boy to work there. A man walks in and says: how much for a pack of cigerites? The clerk says: duhhhh I don't know. Boss says: your supposed to say 50 cents. The second guy walks in and says how much for a pack of cigerites? Clerk says: duhh 50 cents. The guy says: how fresh are they? Clerk says: duhhhh I don't know. Boss says: your supposed to say fresh,very very fresh. The third guy walks in and says: how much for a pack of cigerites? Clerk says: duhh 50 cents. The guy says: how fresh are they? Clerk says: fresk,very very fresh. Guy says: what happens if I don't buy them? Clerk says: duhhhh I don't know. Boss says: your supposed to say if you don't somebody else will. Then a ROBBER walks in and says: give me all your money! Clerk says: duhh 50 cents. Robber says: are you being fresh with me? Clerk says: fresh,very very fresh. Robber says: what happens if I don't shoot you!? Clerk says: if you don't somebody else will. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 78 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Irelands worst air disaster occurred today when a small two seater plane crashed into a chemetry. Irish search and rescue teams have recovered 826 bodies. Digging continues... Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 47 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.