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One day, Sally called over her 5 year old daughter, Kim.
"Kim" she said, "you are a very lucky girl. I'm going
to have a baby, which means you will be a big sister."
The next day at school, Kim ran up to her teacher and
said, "Teacher, Teacher, my mommy got lucky last night,
and she is going to have a baby!"


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Tom: "Did you hear about the psychic midget who
escaped from jail?"
Dana: "Yeah, the headlines in the newspaper read
'SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE'."


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Teacher: "Tom, you missed school yesterday, didn't you?"
Tom: "Not a bit!"


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"Isn't the principal a dummy?" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No.", said the boy.
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"


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