"Isn't the principal a dummy?" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No.", said the boy.
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"
Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between
lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for
essentially the same service.