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Teacher: "Tom, you missed school yesterday, didn't you?"
Tom: "Not a bit!"


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"Isn't the principal a dummy?" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No.", said the boy.
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"


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Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between
lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for
essentially the same service.


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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A: A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


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