Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A: A gigolo only screws one person at a time. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 108 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man walks into a store and he saw a thermos. The clerk walks up to him and asks, "May I help you with anything?" "Yeah!", said the man, "What is that?". "That's a thermos!", said the clerk. "What's it do?". "It keeps things hot and it keeps things cold!". "I'll take it", said the man. The next day the man goes to work carrying this thermos. his co-workers ask him "What's that?" "It's a thermos", said the man. "What's it do?". "It keeps things hot and it keeps things cold!" "So What have you got in it?". "Two ice creams and a cup of coffee." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 26 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Little Johnny's kindergarden class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted men. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want him very badly." So Little Johnny asked, "Why the fuck didn't you keep him when you took his picture?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A pregnant woman gives birth and afterwards the doctor goes up to her and says "Do you want the good news or the bad news?" She asks for the bad news first and the doctor replies "The baby has ginger hair," "Well what is the good news then?" She asks. "It's dead" says the doctor. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.