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A pregnant woman gives birth and afterwards
the doctor goes up to her and says "Do you
want the good news or the bad news?"
She asks for the bad news first and the doctor
replies "The baby has ginger hair,"
"Well what is the good news then?" She asks.
"It's dead" says the doctor.


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Q: Whats brown and runs round the garden?
A: A fence.



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The National Transportation Safety Board recently
divulged a highly secret plan they had funded with
the US auto makers for the past five years.
The NTSB covertly funded a project whereby the auto
makers were installing black boxes in four wheel
drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine,
in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last
15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states
the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes
were, "Oh, Shit!"
Only the state of Texas was different, where 89.3%
of the final words were, "Hey Y'all, watch this!"


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Three gays are in a spa bath - Suddenly a blob
of semen floats to the surface of the spa.
They all look at each other and one says to the
other two: "Ok, which of you two morons farted?"


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