Q: Whats brown and runs round the garden? A: A fence. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 98 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged a highly secret plan they had funded with the US auto makers for the past five years. The NTSB covertly funded a project whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!" Only the state of Texas was different, where 89.3% of the final words were, "Hey Y'all, watch this!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 34 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three gays are in a spa bath - Suddenly a blob of semen floats to the surface of the spa. They all look at each other and one says to the other two: "Ok, which of you two morons farted?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 57 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was an atheist who's boat was drowned in the ocean. He started to swim to the beach. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming like crazy. The beach is a ways off and he starts swimming faster and faster. He's scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the shark open revealing its teeth, the atheist screams, "Oh God! Please help me!" In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?" Knowing he can't lie the man replies, "Well, that's true I don't believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?" The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted back into the heavens and the man could feel the water begin to move once again. As the atheist looks back he can see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back. Shocked, the man looks at the shark as the huge beast closes its eyes and bows its head and says, "Thank you Lord for this food for which I am about to receive..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 200 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.