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Q: why did the washing machine laugh?
A: Because it taking the piss out of the pants.


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Q: How many Irishman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the
room starts spinning.


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Q:Why do men have to flex their muscles around
women so much?
A:Because they have nothing else to brag about.


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So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what
you are asking for. There are 365 days per year
available for work. There are 52 weeks per year
in which you already have 2 days off per week,
leaving 261 days available for work. Since you
spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have
used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which
counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days
available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used
up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available
for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on
sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year
available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year,
so your available working time is down to 15 days.
We generously give 14 days vacation per year which
leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be
damned if you are going to take that day off!


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