A guy walks into a doctor's office with a lettuce leaf sticking out of his ass. Doctor says, "Hmmmm, that's strange." The guy replies, "That's just the tip of the iceberg." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 34 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bacon! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 117 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but how are we going to give him shoulders?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 43 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door. "First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse", she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. "O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra", which he does. "And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing these too. His mother then says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 69 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.