The principle said to the girls in the morning, "Let us pray now. Oh God! Please,give health to all the men women and childern". All the girls prayed but Emily did not pray. Her teacher ask her, "Why don't you pray?" Emily said, "My father is a doctor. If all the men, women and childern are made healthy by God, then we will become poor. He will not have any patient." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 23 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Tom was bored so he went to see his friend, Paul. Paul sent his son to opened the drawing room and seated Tom there. Some time passed but Paul did not come out. After a long time Tom asked the boy, "What is your father doing inside?" The boy replied, "He is waiting for you to go away." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 19 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What did the traffic light say to the bus? A: Don't look i am changing. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 145 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man discovered a little black and dry thing while walking through a field. He stopped steping and staring on that thing. But he didn't identify what the thing was. He picked up it in his hand and observed colsedly. But this time he failed again. so he smelt but no smell came from it. Curiosity stroke him. This time he touched the thing with his tougne. As it was wet a dirty smell came from it like the smell of mandung. He looked around and thrown it by saying that "luckily I didn't step on it." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.