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A man discovered a little black and dry
thing while walking through a field.
He stopped steping and staring on that
thing. But he didn't identify what the
thing was. He picked up it in his hand
and observed colsedly. But this time he
failed again. so he smelt but no smell
came from it. Curiosity stroke him.
This time he touched the thing with his
tougne. As it was wet a dirty smell came
from it like the smell of mandung.
He looked around and thrown it by saying
that "luckily I didn't step on it."


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There were three people in a room:
Craig David,Shaggy and Britney Spears.
someone did a fart.
Craig David said: "I'm walking away."
Shaggy said: "It wasn't me."
And Britney Spears said: "Oops i did
it again!"


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A couple were celebrating their Golden wedding anniversary.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret
of their long and happy marriage. Well, it dates back to
our honeymoon, explained the husband. We visited the Grand
Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by
pack mule. We hadn`t gone too far when my wife`s mule stumbled.
My wife quietly said "That`s once."
We proceeded a little further when the mule stumbled again.
Once more my wife quietly said, "That`s twice."
We hadn`t gone a half mile when the mule stumbled a third time.
My wife promptly removed a revolver from her purse and shot
the mule in the head.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when
she looked at me and quietly said, "That`s once."


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Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: 12. (Jan 2, Feb 2, Mar 2...etc.)


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