There were three people in a room: Craig David,Shaggy and Britney Spears. someone did a fart. Craig David said: "I'm walking away." Shaggy said: "It wasn't me." And Britney Spears said: "Oops i did it again!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 359 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A couple were celebrating their Golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. Well, it dates back to our honeymoon, explained the husband. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn`t gone too far when my wife`s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said "That`s once." We proceeded a little further when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That`s twice." We hadn`t gone a half mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule in the head. I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, "That`s once." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 127 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: How many seconds are there in a year? A: 12. (Jan 2, Feb 2, Mar 2...etc.) Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 150 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man at a nursing home took Viagra and went to the lunch room, where the residents were playing Bingo. To get their attention he yelled out, "SUPER SEX!, Super Sex!" The ladies yelled back: "I want the SOUP!", "Soup, Please." "Oh, I'd love some soup!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 483 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.