Santa and Banta are best friends. Santa has very good job but Banta is jobless. They decide that they'll apply together for the next job. On day of the interview, Santa tells Banta that he will go inside first and answer all questions except the last one and after coming out he would tell Banta all the questions & answers. So when Banta will go and answer there, he will get the Job. So, Santa goes in. EMPLOYER: "When did India get independence?" SANTA: "Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947." EMPLOYER: "Good. Who is India's Prime Minister?" SANTA: "It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee." EMPLOYER: "OK. What is India's population?" SANTA: (He was not to reply last one so he says) "Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir." Now he comes out and tells Banta all questions and answers. In a state of nervousness, Banta remembers all answers but forgot the questions. He goes in now. EMPLOYER: "When were you born?" BANTA: "Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947." EMPLOYER: "What???? Who is your father?" BANTA: "It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee." EMPLOYER: "Employer is upset now. Are you mad Mr. Banta?" BANTA: "Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 43 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man wants to celebrate his wife's birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. "Well," he thinks for a while, and says "let's put 'You are not getting older, you are getting better'". The salesman asks "How do you want me to put it?" The man says, "Well put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are getting better' at the bottom." The real fun didn't start until the cake box was opened and the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake "You are not getting older at the top. You are getting better at the bottom!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 146 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Ramona lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer her a solution. She heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him. The new surgeon examined her, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right." After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, she goes to her hotel. The morning after, in a rage, she calls her surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a man`s ears." "Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man`s or a woman`s." "You`re wrong, I hear everything, but I don`t understand a thing!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 119 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands performance as a lover. The first woman says "My husband works as a marriage counsellor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that." The second woman says "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slap me around sometimes. I kinda like that." The third woman just shakes her head and says "My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 134 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.