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A couple is lying in bed.
The man says, "I am going
to make you the happiest
woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you."


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Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two Siamese twins connected
at the tongue.


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Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over
a bloody tampon.


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Mother: "What do you give grandma for her
80 yr-old birthday?"
Mikey: "she'll eat anything!"


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