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A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated
Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.
The officer asked, "Can you describe the
person who did this to you?"
The Irishman replied, "That's what I was
doing when he hit me."


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Mrs. Smith, mother of two, was observing
her offspring playing in the backyard one
wintry day. She called the oldest inside
to speak to him.
"Johnny, I thought I told you to share
your toys with your sister."
"I am sharing, Mom. She plays with the
sled going up the hill, and I play with
it going down."


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Q: What do you call an accordionist with a beeper?
A: An optimist.


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Teacher: "Name two pronouns."
Pupil: "Who? me?"


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