Mother: "How do you like your new teacher?" Son: "I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 135 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. I sent flowers to someone who was moving to Florida for a job promotion. I also sent flowers the same day to a funeral for a friend. I found out later that the flower shop got the cards mixed up. They sent the card to the guy who was moving that said, "Deepest Condolences," and sent the card to the funeral home that said, "I know it's hot where you're going, but you deserve it." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 179 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A teacher took her class on a nature trail through the woods. He stopped by a tree and said, "Brian, can you tell me what the outer part of a tree is called?" "I don't know, sir," said Brian. "ark, boy, bark!" said the teacher. "Ok, sir" said Brian "Woof! Woof!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 19 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Policeman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night." Man: "What's the charge officer?" Policeman: "Oh, there's no charge. It's all part of the service. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 13 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.