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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an
after-work cocktail when an exceptionally
gorgeous and sexy young woman entered.
She was so striking that the man could
not take his eyes away from her.
The young woman noticed his overly-attentive
stare, and walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for
being so rude, the young woman said to
him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything,
that you want me to do, no matter how
kinky, for $20 on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the
condition was.
The young woman replied, "You have to
tell me what you want me to do in just
three words. The man considered her
proposition for a moment, withdrew his
wallet from his pocket, and slowly
counted out four $5 bills, which he
pressed into the young woman's hand.
He looked deeply into her eyes, and
slowly, meaningfully said: "Paint my house."


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Q: Do you know why beer goes through your system so fast?
A: Because it does not have to stop to change color.


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A guy finds a magic lamp, rubs it, and out comes
a Genie. The Genie gives the man 3 wishes, but
ads the caveat that whatever he wishes for goes
twice for lawyers.
"I wish to have 10 million dollars," the man says.
The Genie grants his wish and gives double the
amount to all lawyers.
"I wish for a loving, sexy, beautiful woman who
is eternally devoted to me." The Genie grants his
wish and gives two such woman to all lawyers.
After some pause the man begins to smile. Intrigued,
the Genie asks, "What is your final wish, my Master."
The man replied, "I wish to donate a kidney."


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A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said,
"Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow. What
shall we buy for her? She would like something electric."
The husband replied, "How about a chair?!?"


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