Q: Do you know why beer goes through your system so fast? A: Because it does not have to stop to change color. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 133 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A guy finds a magic lamp, rubs it, and out comes a Genie. The Genie gives the man 3 wishes, but ads the caveat that whatever he wishes for goes twice for lawyers. "I wish to have 10 million dollars," the man says. The Genie grants his wish and gives double the amount to all lawyers. "I wish for a loving, sexy, beautiful woman who is eternally devoted to me." The Genie grants his wish and gives two such woman to all lawyers. After some pause the man begins to smile. Intrigued, the Genie asks, "What is your final wish, my Master." The man replied, "I wish to donate a kidney." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 120 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric." The husband replied, "How about a chair?!?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 139 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down and the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the heck am I doing?" he thought, and pulled over. The officer came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back." "Have a nice weekend," said the officer. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 126 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.