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One day a co-worker told Stan, that she was
going home early because she didn't feel well.
Since Stan was just getting over something
himself, he wished her well and said he hoped
it wasn't something he had given her. A fellow
worker piped up, "I sure hope not. She has
morning sickness."


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A father is in church with three of his young
children, including his five year old daughter.
As was customary, he sat in the very front row
so that the children could properly witness
the service. During this particular service,
the minister was performing the baptism of a
tiny infant. The little five year old girl was
taken by this, observing that he was saying
something and pouring water over the infant's head.
With a quizzical look on her face, the little
girl turned to her father and asked: "Daddy,
why is he brainwashing that baby?"


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Q: Why do men have to flex their muscles around
women so much?
A: Because they have nothing else to brag about.


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A minister was feeling bored one Sunday and
decided to take the day off from church. He
told the assistant minister he wasn't feeling
well and drove off. He stopped at a golf course
about forty miles away (so that no one would
know him.)
Up in Heaven, the angels were talking. One
said to Jesus, "Are you going to let him get
away with that?"
Jesus said, "No, I won't."
The minister teed off on the first hole and
suddenly, the wind picked up, blowing the ball
right in the hole for a 420 yard hole-in-one.
The angel looked at Jesus and said, "Why did
you do that?"
Jesus smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"


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