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Q: why is a school house red?
A: you be red too if you had 7 periods a day.


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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding
car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was
astounded to see that the elderly woman behind
the wheel was knitting.
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled
to the driver, "Pull over!"
"No" the woman yelled back, "Cardigan!"


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One day a co-worker told Stan, that she was
going home early because she didn't feel well.
Since Stan was just getting over something
himself, he wished her well and said he hoped
it wasn't something he had given her. A fellow
worker piped up, "I sure hope not. She has
morning sickness."


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A father is in church with three of his young
children, including his five year old daughter.
As was customary, he sat in the very front row
so that the children could properly witness
the service. During this particular service,
the minister was performing the baptism of a
tiny infant. The little five year old girl was
taken by this, observing that he was saying
something and pouring water over the infant's head.
With a quizzical look on her face, the little
girl turned to her father and asked: "Daddy,
why is he brainwashing that baby?"


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