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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her
husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going
out the door to the office.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman
opened the door, she was handed a box containing
a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil
wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates
arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer
dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to
come home.
"First the flowers then the chocolates, and then
the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more
wonderful 'Arbor Day' in all my life!"


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Q: why is a school house red?
A: you be red too if you had 7 periods a day.


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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding
car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was
astounded to see that the elderly woman behind
the wheel was knitting.
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled
to the driver, "Pull over!"
"No" the woman yelled back, "Cardigan!"


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One day a co-worker told Stan, that she was
going home early because she didn't feel well.
Since Stan was just getting over something
himself, he wished her well and said he hoped
it wasn't something he had given her. A fellow
worker piped up, "I sure hope not. She has
morning sickness."


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