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Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside"
sticker they put on Pentiums?
A: The warning label.


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Getting away from their high-stress jobs,
a couple spends relaxing weekends in their
motor home. When they found their peace
and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but
unwelcome, visits from other campers, they
devised a plan to assure themselves some privacy.
Now, when they set up camp, they place this
sign on the door of their RV: "Insurance
agent. Ask about our term-life package."


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Mary: "Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just
swallowed a roll of film!"
The doctor: "Hmmmm.Let's hope nothing develops."


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Dan took his blind date to the carnival.
"What would you like to do first, Anna?"
asked Dan.
"I want to get weighed," replied Anna.
They ambled over to the weight guesser.
He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the
scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel.
When the ride was over, Dan again asked
Anna what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went.
Since they had been there before, he
guessed her correct weight, and Dan lost
his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and
again he asked where to next. "I want to
get weighed," Anna responded.
By this time, Dan figured that she was really
weird and took her home early, dropping her
off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind
date, "How did it go?"
Anna responded, "Oh, Waura. It was wousy."


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