A lawyer is questioning a doctor on whether or not he took the proper steps befor signing a deceased client's death certificate. "Did you check the man's pulse?" asked the lawyer. "No." said the doctor "Did you check for any other signs that might indicate my client might still be alive?" "No." said the doctor. "So you admit that you did not follow the proper steps befor signing the death certificate." "Well," the doctor explained," I'll put it to you this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk, but for all we know he could be out practicing law somewhere." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 91 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 111 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor home. When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from other campers, they devised a plan to assure themselves some privacy. Now, when they set up camp, they place this sign on the door of their RV: "Insurance agent. Ask about our term-life package." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 95 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Mary: "Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!" The doctor: "Hmmmm.Let's hope nothing develops." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 111 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.