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A lawyer is questioning a doctor on whether or not
he took the proper steps befor signing a deceased
client's death certificate.
"Did you check the man's pulse?" asked the lawyer.
"No." said the doctor
"Did you check for any other signs that might
indicate my client might still be alive?"
"No." said the doctor.
"So you admit that you did not follow the proper
steps befor signing the death certificate."
"Well," the doctor explained," I'll put it to you
this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk,
but for all we know he could be out practicing law
somewhere."


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Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside"
sticker they put on Pentiums?
A: The warning label.


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Getting away from their high-stress jobs,
a couple spends relaxing weekends in their
motor home. When they found their peace
and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but
unwelcome, visits from other campers, they
devised a plan to assure themselves some privacy.
Now, when they set up camp, they place this
sign on the door of their RV: "Insurance
agent. Ask about our term-life package."


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Mary: "Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just
swallowed a roll of film!"
The doctor: "Hmmmm.Let's hope nothing develops."


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