Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role. Finally, the 10-year-old said to her younger sister, "Well you just ask Mom. She'll tell you it's much harder to be a virgin than it is to be an angel." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 117 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. During a jungle expedition, the travellers became aware of the natives drumming. Whey they asked their guide if this was a cause for concern, he replied: "As long as drums playing, no problem, but when drums stop, something TERRIBLE about to happen!" Suddenly, the drums stopped, and the terrified travelers asked the guide what was about to happen now. He sadly replied: "Bass solo start now." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 102 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, It's me." "Sugar!" "Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I'm at the mall, 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $1,500." "Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much." "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price, and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000!" "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! Before we hang up, something else..." "What?" "It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and... well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property." "How much are they asking?" "Only $450,000, a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover." "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000, OK?" "Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!" "Bye." The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and asks aloud, "Does anyone know to whom this phone belongs?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 126 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The first viola player in the orchestra comes home after a day of work to find a charred, smoking hole where his house used to be. The police captain takes him aside and explains that, while he was away, the conductor came to his house, broke in, stole his valuables, ravished his wife, beat up his kids, and then firebombed the house. The violist exclaims excitedly, "the CONDUCTOR came to MY HOUSE?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 97 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.