Teacher: "If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?" Student: "Big hands!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 102 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why was the maths book unhappy? a: It had too many problems! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 257 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. God calls Boris Yeltsin, George W Bush and Bill Gates into his office and says, "The world will end in 30 days. Go back and tell your people." So, Boris Yeltsin goes to the Russian people and says, "I have bad news and I have worse news. The bad news is that we were wrong, there is a God. The worse news is that the world will end in 30 days." George Bush goes on TV and tells the American people, "I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that the basic family values upon which we have based our lives on are right - there is a God. The bad news is that the world will end in 30 days." Bill Gates goes to his executive committee and says, "I have great news and I have fabulous news. The great news is that God thinks I'm important. The fabulous news is that we don't have to ship Windows 95!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 77 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologise? A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 105 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.