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A young man comes into the doctors and says,
"Doc, is it hereditary to lose your memory?"
"No," the doctor replies, "Why?"
"Well," the man says, "both of my parents are.
For example, one day my mother wanted some
Ice Cream, so she went out to get some. But
my father stopped her, telling her that he
would get some. 'Alright,' she said, 'I'll
write it down'. 'no', he says, 'just tell me,
I won't forget'. 'Okay', she says, 'I want some
vanilla ice cream in a cone'. 'Okay', he says.
He leaves, come s back half an hour later,
gives his wife a bag. 'What!' she scrams.
'This is a cheeseburger, you idiot! I wanted
a hamburger.'"


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A well known cardiologist died,
and an elaborate funeral was planned.
A huge heart covered in flowers
stood behind the casket during the
service. Following the eulogy, the
heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed,
sealing the doctor in the beautiful
heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners
burst into laughter. When confronted,
he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
thinking of my own funeral, I'm a
gynecologist."


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An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man
falls in love with a young woman in her
twenties and is contemplating a proposal.
"Do you think she'd marry me if I tell
her I'm 45?" he asked a friend.
"Your chances are better," said the
friend, "if you tell her you're 90."


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Son: "I'm not going back to school tomorrow."
Father: "Why not?"
Son: "Well I've been there a whole day,
I can't read, I can't write and they won't
let me talk, so what's the use?"


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