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Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer
of Notre Dame, put an ad in the
papers for an assistant bell ringer.
One man applied for the job but he
had no arms. "How are you going to
assist me?" asked Quasimodo.
"That's easy!" replied the man and
he ran at the bell and banged it with
his head. BONG!!
"That's amazing!" said Quasimodo.
"Could you show me that again?"
"Sure!" said the man and he ran at the
bell again but he missed the swinging
bell and fell out of the bell tower.
A crowd huddled around the hapless man
lying in the street and a police office
asked, "Does anyone know who he is?"
Quasimodo came out and said: "I don't know
his name, but his face sure rings a bell!"


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Q: Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
A: Tequilla! (to kill her)


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Q: What did the big chimney
say to the small chimney?
A: You're to young to smoke!


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A lady came up to a man
on the street and pointed
at his suede jacket.
"Do you know that a cow
was murdered for that
jacket?" she sneered.
He replied in a psychotic
tone, "I didn't know there
were any witnesses. Now
I'll have to kill you too."


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