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Q: Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
A: Tequilla! (to kill her)


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Q: What did the big chimney
say to the small chimney?
A: You're to young to smoke!


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A lady came up to a man
on the street and pointed
at his suede jacket.
"Do you know that a cow
was murdered for that
jacket?" she sneered.
He replied in a psychotic
tone, "I didn't know there
were any witnesses. Now
I'll have to kill you too."


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Q: How does a blonde fix her bra?
A: With a box of tissues.


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