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Q: What's a girls best chat up line?
A: Walk me home, I'm drunk.


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Kurt: I spent 8 hours over my
new spelling book last night.
Teacher: It's wonderful, you
spend so much time studying.
Kurt: Who said anything about
studying? My spelling book was
under my bed when I went to sleep.


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Q: What do you call three
blonds in a row ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.


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Little Danny asked his father:
"daddy, daddy, what is daddy?"
His father told him: "nothing
dear, it's suckar."
Then Danny asked: "daddy, daddy,
what is a guest?"
His father said: "nothing dear,
it's jackkass."
Then Danny asked: "dady, daddy,
what is sofa?"
His father told him: "nothing,
it's bitch."
The next day a friend of the
father came to the house.
Danny told him: "Come, come
Jackkass. Come sit on the bitch.
I'll tell the suckar that u come."



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