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A housewife, an accountant and a
lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
The housewife replies: "Four!".
The accountant says: "I think it's
either 3 or 4. Let me run those
figures through my spreadsheet
one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims
the lights and asks in a hushed
voice, "How much do you want it
to be?"


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Q: Is it possible to kill a
mother-in-law with newspaper?
A: Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.


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One day a guy decided to
visit an old friend's grave.
He picked up some flowers
to put on the grave as a
show of respect.
He entered the grave and
put the flowers on the
grave of his departed friend
when he noticed another guy
putting a beer on the grave
of his friend. The guy
thought this was rather
amusing. He shouted over
to the other "My son, when
do you think your buddy's
going to come up drink his
beer!"
The guy man shouted back,
"The same time that your
friend comes up to smell
his flowers."


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Q: What's the difference between
snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs.


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