Little Danny asked his father: "daddy, daddy, what is daddy?" His father told him: "nothing dear, it's suckar." Then Danny asked: "daddy, daddy, what is a guest?" His father said: "nothing dear, it's jackkass." Then Danny asked: "dady, daddy, what is sofa?" His father told him: "nothing, it's bitch." The next day a friend of the father came to the house. Danny told him: "Come, come Jackkass. Come sit on the bitch. I'll tell the suckar that u come." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 32 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Little Danny asked his father: "daddy, daddy, what is daddy?" His father told him: "nothing dear, it's suckar." Then Danny asked: "daddy, daddy, what is a guest?" His father said: "nothing dear, it's jackkass." Then Danny asked: "dady, daddy, what is sofa?" His father told him: "nothing, it's bitch." The next day a friend of the father came to the house. Danny told him: "Come, come Jackkass. Come sit on the bitch. I'll tell the suckar that u come." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 31 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Peter Smith was very bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his life in general. He felt as there was nothing waiting for him in this life. Until one day, at breakfast, he was reading the morning paper, when he saw an article, which would change his life. It said: "Scientist's had found out, that somewhere in Africa, one could still find tribes of genuine cavemen, untouched by civilization. Only thing needed was to find the correct cave and shout "Wohoo!" and the tribe would answer to this call." "This is it!" Peter thought. "This is what I've been waiting for! I'll sell everything I own, go to Africa, find these cavemen, and become rich and famous!" And so he did. He sold everything, moves to Africa and starts looking for the tribe. But cave after cave after cave, no answer. No cavemen. Until one day, yet another cave, and another yell: "Wohoo!" And then he heard it: "WOOUU WOO!" "Thank you god!" Peter thought, "A whole tribe!" And just as he was starting to run to the cave, he thought: "Now wait a minute, these are cavemen. They don't wear any clothes, and I might scare them off." So he stripped his clothes off quickly, and started to run into the cave. And the following day, he was in the headlines all over the world: "Naked man run over by a train in Africa" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 144 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?" The housewife replies: "Four!". The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time." The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 162 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.