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Little Danny asked his father:
"daddy, daddy, what is daddy?"
His father told him: "nothing
dear, it's suckar."
Then Danny asked: "daddy, daddy,
what is a guest?"
His father said: "nothing dear,
it's jackkass."
Then Danny asked: "dady, daddy,
what is sofa?"
His father told him: "nothing,
it's bitch."
The next day a friend of the
father came to the house.
Danny told him: "Come, come
Jackkass. Come sit on the bitch.
I'll tell the suckar that u come."



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Little Danny asked his father:
"daddy, daddy, what is daddy?"
His father told him: "nothing
dear, it's suckar."
Then Danny asked: "daddy, daddy,
what is a guest?"
His father said: "nothing dear,
it's jackkass."
Then Danny asked: "dady, daddy,
what is sofa?"
His father told him: "nothing,
it's bitch."
The next day a friend of the
father came to the house.
Danny told him: "Come, come
Jackkass. Come sit on the bitch.
I'll tell the suckar that u come."


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Peter Smith was very bored.
He was bored with his work,
bored with his life in general.
He felt as there was nothing
waiting for him in this life.
Until one day, at breakfast,
he was reading the morning
paper, when he saw an article,
which would change his life.
It said: "Scientist's had
found out, that somewhere
in Africa, one could still
find tribes of genuine cavemen,
untouched by civilization.
Only thing needed was to find
the correct cave and shout
"Wohoo!" and the tribe would
answer to this call."
"This is it!" Peter thought.
"This is what I've been waiting
for! I'll sell everything I
own, go to Africa, find these
cavemen, and become rich and
famous!"
And so he did. He sold everything,
moves to Africa and starts
looking for the tribe. But
cave after cave after cave,
no answer. No cavemen.
Until one day, yet another
cave, and another yell:
"Wohoo!"
And then he heard it: "WOOUU WOO!"
"Thank you god!" Peter thought,
"A whole tribe!" And just as
he was starting to run to
the cave, he thought: "Now
wait a minute, these are cavemen.
They don't wear any clothes,
and I might scare them off."
So he stripped his clothes
off quickly, and started to
run into the cave.
And the following day, he
was in the headlines all
over the world: "Naked man
run over by a train in Africa"


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A housewife, an accountant and a
lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
The housewife replies: "Four!".
The accountant says: "I think it's
either 3 or 4. Let me run those
figures through my spreadsheet
one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims
the lights and asks in a hushed
voice, "How much do you want it
to be?"


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